By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 03 January 2024
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Strap On Your Shiny Space Boots, Aquarius! Stars Say It's High Time for Some Thrilling Heroics!"

The next Aquarius will start in 18 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 33 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 45 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 41 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, my dear Aquarians! Oh, you eccentric, rebellious, and tech-loving souls! The moon is in its Third Quarter, 21.4 days old, right around the age where it starts contemplating going back to school for its master's degree or buying a sports car. #MidLifeCrisisMoon Now, you're an air sign, but this week you might feel more like a helium balloon that's been let go by an inattentive child. You're soaring, you're flying, you're... stuck on the ceiling of a supermarket. (It's a metaphor, stick with me here.) #FloatingAquarius There's a cosmic shift happening that's making you want to break free from your routine and try something new, kindling your innovative spirit. Maybe it's time to invent a new type of kale smoothie or create a revolutionary, eco-friendly bicycle. You're Aquarius, after all! You'd probably design a bike that runs on positive vibes and old Beatles records. #InnovationNation Your ruling planet, Uranus, is whispering sweet cosmic nothings into your ear, encouraging you to embrace your individuality. It's saying, "Stand tall, wear that tie-dye shirt with pride and use words like 'groovy' in everyday conversation!" (Well, maybe it's not saying that exactly, but you get the gist.) #UranusWhispers Remember, dear Aquarius, in the vast cosmic cocktail party of the universe, you're the guest who brought the homemade kombucha and the theremin. So, play your own tune, dance your own dance, and let your freak flag fly! Till next time, keep looking up at the stars but remember not to do it while crossing the street. It's not conducive to longevity. #AstrologerSafetyTips

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-03-01-2024)

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