By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 03 February 2024
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Boldly Go Where No Aquarius Has Gone Before: Uncharted Love Planets and Nebulas of Career Opportunities Await!"

We are currently in the sign of Aquarius

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Friday, 09 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 14 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, water-bearers of the cosmos! Planet Pluto is currently vacationing in your sign, and you know what that means. That's right; it's time to get set for some deep cosmic cleansing! Or as we science nerds call it, "spring cleaning for the soul." Now, I understand you may be feeling some Pluto-induced restlessness, it's like having an unexpected guest, who's also a cosmic entity, deciding to crash at your place. But remember, although it was demoted to a dwarf planet, its powers are anything but diminutive. So, be prepared to deal with the eccentricities of this celestial houseguest. With the Third Quarter moon 22.5 days old (or as I prefer to call it, the 'I'm-not-a-spring-chicken-anymore' phase), you might find yourself questioning everything down to the core of your being. That's the combo of Pluto's transformative vibes and the moon's introspective phase, making you question things like why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Or why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? But hey, don't let these existential crises get you down. Instead, use this energy to make some much-needed changes. Start by decluttering your life - whether it's that toxic ex who keeps texting or those skinny jeans you're hoping to fit into someday. Also, make sure to connect with nature. Go hug a tree, kiss a dolphin, or if you're really feeling adventurous, try explaining blockchain to a squirrel. It's all about finding balance, folks! Remember, you have the power to navigate through this cosmic chaos like a boss. And if all else fails, well, you can always blame it on Pluto for being in retrograde! #PlutoInAquarius #SpringCleaningForTheSoul #TreeHugger #NerdAlert #NotASpringChickenAnymoreMoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-03-02-2024)

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