"Aquarius, Pack Your Sonic Screwdriver: It's High Time for Alien Encounters and Cosmic Hugs!"
The next Aquarius will start in 171 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 26 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 186 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 198 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 194 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 171 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Aquarius! This is your resident interstellar comedian dialing in from the Alpha Quadrant, armed with a phaser set to "funny" and a Waning Gibbous moon that's 16.6 days old, but still insists it doesn't need anti-wrinkle cream yet. #MoonBotox
Now, let's get this Borg cube rolling. As an Aquarian, you're as independent and free-thinking as they come, just like our favorite ex-Borg, Seven of Nine. You prefer logic over emotion and change over stagnation. Basically, you're the life of every intergalactic party! #AquariusBorgParty
Under this slightly wrinkled Waning Gibbous moon, you're likely feeling a pull towards understanding the mysteries of the universe, or at least the mysteries of why your replicator can't make decent coffee. (The answer is simple: Even 24th-century technology can't compete with a good ol' French press.)
This is a perfect time to engage your inner scientist and dive into a new project or research. Maybe you'll finally crack the code on how to get Netflix in deep space or perhaps invent a transporter that doesn't mix up your molecules with those of a tribble. #BeamMeUpScotty
Remember, Aquarius, in the words of Seven of Nine, "Perfection is irrelevant." So don't fret if things don't go exactly as planned. If you end up with a tribble-infested ship instead of a perfect cup of coffee, well, at least you'll have someone to share it with. #TribbleTrouble
Stay stellar, Aquarius, and remember: Resistance to laughter is futile! #NerdyAstrologerOut
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-03-08-2023)