"Aquarius, Phone Home! Interstellar Gossip and Galactic Drama Looms in Your Star Chart This Month!"
The next Aquarius will start in 140 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 155 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 167 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 163 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 140 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey, all you Aquarius out there! Brace yourself for the cosmic wisdom coming your way. The Waning Gibbous moon - currently 18.5 days old and looking more like a half-eaten cookie - is in your sign. This phase is all about releasing and letting go, kind of like how my Wi-Fi connection does when I'm halfway through a 'Ghost in the Shell' marathon. #InternetFails
Now, I know you Aquarians are as stubborn as a mule who's just discovered the joy of standing still, but during this phase, you need to let go of that one thing that's been bothering you. You know, that thing you've been avoiding like it's a spoiler for the next MCU movie. #NoSpoilersPlease
Remember, just like in Ghost in the Shell, you might not be able to control what others do or say, but you can control your reactions. So, whether someone's acting like a rogue AI or a grumpy cyborg, remember, you're the cool-headed cybernetic hero in your story. #MotokoVibes
Take some time out for a bit of self-care. Maybe get that oil change you've been putting off. I mean, pamper yourself, you're not actually a cyborg...or are you? #CyborgSelfCare
In the words of our dear Major Motoko Kusanagi, "It's so like you to overlook the simple truth." The simple truth here being that you, Aquarius, are a force of nature, a veritable typhoon of intellect, creativity, and charm. So, no matter what the stars throw at you, remember, you're as adaptable and resilient as a techno-organic shapeshifter.
Stay groovy, Aquarius, and remember to always look up (not just for falling satellites). #OutOfThisWorldAquarius.
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-03-09-2023)