By The Chip Witch on Monday, 04 December 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion or Just an Aquarius in Retrograde? Astrological Forecast Turns Upside Down!"

The next Aquarius will start in 48 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 63 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 75 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 71 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 48 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Water Bearers! Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're an actual ursine creature made of H2O. Although, considering the infinite possibilities of the multiverse, there might be a version of you out there splashing around in the Andromeda galaxy! #QuantumBearPaddle But let's get down to cosmological brass tacks. Your sign, Aquarius, is ruled by Uranus (cue immature giggles). In serious star talk, this means you’re all about innovation and revolution. You're basically the Nikola Tesla of the zodiac but with fewer unsanctioned lightning experiments. Right now, we've got a Third Quarter moon in play. It's 21.4 days old - just think of it as the moody teenager of lunar phases. It's going through its own rebellion, questioning everything and slamming its room door. And you, dear Aquarius, might feel a similar push-pull. It's a time of release and letting go, like the moon shedding light, or the last seasons of Firefly (too soon?). This phase might have you feeling like you're stuck in the Serenity's engine room with Kaylee and a box of strawberries. It's a bit uncomfortable, but also pretty delicious. You can fix anything given enough time, strawberries and duct tape. So, start uncluttering your life, whether it's that pile of space junk in your spaceship or those unresolved feelings about Captain Mal's tight pants. Remember, just like River, you've got more strength and intelligence than most people know. Use it to navigate this phase and come out on top, ready to tackle the next big adventure. So, hold onto your hovercrafts Aquarians! Because you're heading into a time of change. And remember, in the wise words of Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar." #AquariusVibes #ThirdQuarterMoonFeels #LeafOnTheWind #FireflyForever

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-04-12-2023)

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