By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 05 October 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Hold onto Your Spacesuits, Aquarians! This Week, You're Defying Gravity More Than Usual!"

The next Aquarius will start in 108 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 123 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 135 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 131 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 108 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Aquarians! Buckle up your intergalactic seat belts, because it's time for a high-speed cosmic space ride. The 21-day-old Third Quarter moon is now hanging in your galaxy, grinning down at you like the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. As the moon enters its rebellious teen phase, it's throwing a celestial tantrum that’s going to rock your world, just like Flash Gordon rocking the universe with his sci-fi swag. Remember when Flash had to navigate through those crazy, unexpected meteor showers? Well, buckle up, space cadets, because this week you're getting a taste of that thrilling unpredictability! But don't worry, my Aquarian cosmonauts, you're as cool as comets, and just as brilliant. You've got the power of the cosmic winds in your hands and the agility of an astronaut in zero gravity. So, jump into your space suits and embrace the chaos! This week, you’re going to be dodging metaphorical meteor showers, leaping over cosmic obstacles, and maybe even saving a few planets along the way. So, what does this all mean for you, my science-loving Aquarians? Well, it's time to get out your lab coats and Bunsen burners because there's some serious problem-solving to be done! Just like our hero Flash, you're going to need your wits, courage, and perhaps a little bit of good old-fashioned luck. But remember, Aquarius, you're not just any ordinary star sign, you’re a constellation of brilliance in a universe of mediocrity. Feel that cosmic energy, Aquarians? That's your power. So go forth, explore new horizons, and remember, as always, keep your eyes on the stars... and maybe a handy-dandy laser gun nearby, just in case. #AquariusAdventures #FlashGordonForecast #ThirdQuarterThrills #MeteorShowerMadness #CosmicChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-05-10-2023)

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