By The Chip Witch on Monday, 06 November 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, HAL Says You're Due for a Reboot: Prepare for Unplanned Spacewalks and Unexpected Comet Showers!"

The next Aquarius will start in 76 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 91 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 103 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 99 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 76 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, Aquarius! The third quarter moon is currently feeling a bit older than its 23 days, just like we do after a long day of dealing with people who can't tell the difference between an asteroid and their elbow. The stars are aligning in a way that suggests you might need to turn on your 'do not disturb' mode. Not just on your phone, but on yourself. That's right, it's time for some self-care. I'm seeing a bubble bath in your future... or maybe just a nap. A long one. With earplugs. You're also entering a phase of intellectual growth. So if you find yourself attracted to the non-fiction section of your e-book library, don't fight it. Embrace your inner nerd. Even if it means you end up knowing more about the mating habits of space lobsters than anyone else at your next social gathering. Hey, it could be a great conversation starter...or ender. Remember, Aquarius: You're an air sign, so don't forget to breathe. And I mean deep, soul-cleansing breaths, not the shallow kind you've been doing while doom-scrolling through your newsfeed. This week's hashtags are #BubbleBathNap and #SpaceLobsterLove. Stay nerdy, my friends! P.S. Venus is currently in retrograde, so if your love life feels like a badly written science fiction plot... well, that's probably why. Hang in there. And remember, even in the vast cosmos, there are no bad stories, only bad storytellers. #VenusInRetrograde #AstrologyWithAttitude

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-06-11-2023)

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