By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 06 December 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Brace Yourselves! The Universe Declares a Sock-Stealing Black Hole in Your Laundry Room This Week"

The next Aquarius will start in 46 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 61 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 73 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 69 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 46 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh my, Aquarius! You seem to be caught in the tractor beam of a Third Quarter moon, which is currently showing off its 23.1-day-old glow. I've calculated a 99.97% probability that it's time for you to loosen up that logical circuitry and let your eccentricities shine brighter than a supernova. The universe is whispering in binary code for you to embrace your inner rebel, much like our dear friend R2-D2 on a caffeine high. Your innovative ideas are buzzing like a lightsaber, just waiting to slice through the monotony of daily life. Be bold, be brave, and remember, always let the Wookiee win...unless it's a debate about Star Trek being better than Star Wars, then by all means, defend our galaxy! In the love department, don't be a protocol droid. Let your emotions run wilder than an Ewok after too many fermented berries. If you're feeling a romantic disturbance in the Force, it might just be Cupid firing his arrows faster than Han Solo's blaster. And in the immortal words of Master Yoda, "Do or do not, there is no try." So don't just try to have a great day, make sure you do, dear Aquarius. #StarWarsAstrology #AquariusInTheStars #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness #RebelWithACosmicCause #ProtocolDroidsNeedLoveToo

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