"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Planetary Alignment is About as Stable as Snake Plissken's Escape Plans!"
The next Aquarius will start in 104 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 119 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 131 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 127 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 104 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Oh, Aquarius, my friend, the 24.6 day old Waning Crescent moon shines upon you like the blinking indicator light of a 1960s supercomputer. #RetroGlow
Your celestial ruler, Uranus (no jokes please, we're all adults here, sort of) is in a playful mood, spinning through the cosmos like a frisbee on a picnic day. #CosmicFrisbee
During this period, your inventive spirit will be as brilliant as a supernova, and just as likely to explode if you overdo it on the caffeine. Find balance, my water-bearing friend. Remember, even Einstein needed his beauty sleep. #BeautySleepForGeniuses
As for love, your charisma will be more magnetic than a black hole. But remember, love isn't quantum physics; it's much more complicated. Be sure to approach your romantic interests with the same caution you would a volatile chemical experiment. #LoveLabs
In terms of finance, you may feel like you’re trapped in a low-budget sci-fi flick where money is as elusive as a calm Martian. But fear not, your fiscal wormhole will soon shift. Remember, the universe doesn't operate on earthly currency. #MoneyMartians
So, gear up your rocket ship, dear Aquarius, and set your coordinates for adventure. Just remember to pack a lunch. Space food is terribly bland. #GourmetGalactic
Remember, we are all stardust, even if some of us are more akin to the stuff found in the vacuum cleaner bag. #StardustAndDustBunnies Stay groovy, Aquarius!
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-09-10-2023)