"Aquarius Forecast: Expect A Shower of Stellar Surprises And A Galactic Gush of Good Vibes - Just Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"
The next Aquarius will start in 195 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 210 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 222 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 218 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 195 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Well hey there, Aquarius! You're about to start a journey that's more tangled than Lister's laundry pile after curry night. But don't fret, you've got the charisma of a smegging spaceship captain and the adaptability of a polymorph.
This Third Quarter moon, being 22.4 days old (not that the moon cares about age... it's been around longer than Rimmer's list of complaints), is going to bring some unexpected twists. Kinda like when we found out that Cat is actually more interested in his hair than he is in fish!
You may feel like you're stuck in stasis, but remember, even on Red Dwarf, things keep moving. So, grab your guitar, play a tune that would make even Kryten's circuits shiver, and embrace the unknown! Just be sure not to end up with a space weevil under your pillow.
Love is going to be as elusive as a pot of vindaloo in the ship's refrigerator. But remember, sometimes the best relationships are the ones that surprise us, like that time Lister ended up dating a GELF. So, stay open to possibilities, even if they seem weirder than a skutter with a personality disorder.
In work matters, you might feel like you're in a bit of a rut. But as Lister always says, "If you can't change the situation, change your attitude." Or was that just about his socks? Anyway, keep pushing forward, Aquarius. Remember, even Lister managed to become an officer... sort of.
So, buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be a ride wilder than Starbug in a meteor shower. But remember, even amidst the chaos, take time for some self-care. Even if that means turning Holly off for a bit so you can enjoy a peaceful curry in silence.
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