By The Chip Witch on Friday, 13 October 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Hissing Hilarity: Aquarius, It's Your Turn to Emerge from the Cosmic Egg and Terrorize the Universe in a Totally Chill, Non-Destructive Manner!"

The next Aquarius will start in 100 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 115 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 127 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 123 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 100 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hasta la vista, Aquarius! As the new moon, currently in its rebellious teen phase at 28.2 days old, is about to bid adieu, it's time to take a peek into your cosmic forecast. Let's get to the chopper... I mean, let's get to your horoscope. With the next full moon scheduled for 20:24:27, October 28 2023, you're not going to just sit around and wait for it, are you? No way, Jose! You're an Aquarius, you don't wait for things to happen - you make them happen! This month, that classic Aquarian inventiveness will be on overdrive. You'll be innovating like Elon Musk on a caffeine high. Just remember, even though you're basically the Einstein of your friend group, it doesn't mean you have to solve everyone's problems. Especially if those problems involve time-travelling robots or their Wi-Fi password. When it comes to love, don't be surprised if someone catches your eye who's a bit edgy, perhaps with a mysterious air, maybe even a hint of gunmetal... But remember, Aquarius, not every enigmatic individual in a leather jacket is your soulmate. Some of them might just be your local bike mechanic. In terms of health, you're as sturdy as a T-800 model. But hey, even Terminators need to oil their joints. So, eat your greens, hydrate, and remember, the gym is not your enemy. You won't need to "be back" if you never leave. So gear up, Aquarius. Your October is looking as exciting as a Hollywood blockbuster. Just remember, you're the star of your own life, so make it action-packed! #AquariusTerminatorHoroscope #HastaLaVistaStagnation #NewMoonNewMe #FullMoonFullPotential #AstrologyWithATwistOfArnold

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-13-10-2023)

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