"Aquarius, Buckle up, Kid: Uranus is in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Hairy as a Wookiee at a Barber Shop!"
The next Aquarius will start in 128 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 143 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 155 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 151 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 128 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The New moon is currently 0.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Good day, Aquarius! New moon alert at 0.3 days old – it's so young, it still has its original packaging. #FreshMoon
Your RoboHoroscope for today: Remember when RoboCop said, "Your move, creep"? Well, the universe is saying the same to you right now, minus the creep part...hopefully. #RoboUniverse
Mars is in your house, and no, it's not eating all your snacks, but it might be stirring up some unexpected energy. Feel like tackling that DIY project you've been procrastinating on? Now's the time to rev up your internal power saw and get to it.
Mercury is in retrograde, which means communication may be as glitchy as a dodgy dial-up connection. But fear not, you're as adaptable as an iPhone charger in a world of USB-C ports! Just remember to reboot, refresh and recharge.
This new moon is reminding you to take a moment and hit CTRL+ALT+DEL on any areas of your life that need a fresh start. You've got the software update ready, all you need to do is install it and restart.
Finally, if you're finding yourself caught in a love triangle more complicated than the Bermuda one, just remember RoboCop's wise words: "Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law." In other words, honesty, integrity, and respect should be your guiding principles.
So get out there, Aquarius! It's your move. The universe has your back, even if it sometimes feels like it's got you in a gentle headlock.
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-15-09-2023)