"Alien Invasion Unlikely: Aquarius, Your Charm Alone Could Probably Defend the Galaxy!"
The next Aquarius will start in 127 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 142 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 154 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 150 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 127 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hello, my celestial Aquarians! I have peered into the cosmic abyss and what I see is nothing short of a space opera worthy of Farscape.
The New Moon, now a mere 1.2 days old (yeah, we're keeping track of moon birthdays now), is in your sign. It's like you've just adopted a new lunar pet. But don't worry, it doesn't require feeding or walkies, just a bit of emotional openness.
Now, this baby Moon carries an energy that could only be described as newborn Nebari - full of potential yet somewhat unpredictable. One minute you're contemplating the theory of relativity, the next you're planning a road trip to the local black hole (or nearest equivalent, like the supermarket).
Under this lunar influence, expect sudden sparks of inspiration, like a wormhole opening up in your brain. Don't be surprised if you start seeing the universe in a whole new light, or if you suddenly understand why socks keep disappearing in the laundry - hint: it's probably not inter-dimensional sock gnomes.
This is your time to embrace your inner John Crichton - be curious, be adventurous, but don't get too carried away. Remember, even in the Uncharted Territories, one must respect the laws of physics and the speed limit!
So, my dear Aquarians, buckle up and get ready for a wild cosmic ride. And remember, stay nerdy, stay hippie, stay you!
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.09.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-16-09-2023)