"Law-Abiding Aquarius: Expect Galactic Traffic Jams as Mercury Retrogrades into Your Justice Zone!"
The next Aquarius will start in 156 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 171 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 183 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 179 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 156 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The New moon is currently 1.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Aquarius! The universe has got some pretty rad news for you. The New Moon is a mere whippersnapper at 1.7 days old and it's got your back like a superhero's cape. You know what they say, "New moon, who dis?" Well, this time, it's you!
Your emblem, the water bearer, is not just carrying H2O, but also an energy drink for your dreams. Don't be surprised if you notice a sudden surge in creativity. This might be the perfect time to finally start that DIY spaceship project or invent a new yoga pose called "The Nebulous Narwhal."
Beware though, Mars is playing hide and seek in your charts, causing some minor miscommunications. If you find yourself in a conversation that seems like decoding the human genome, don't fret. Just take a deep breath, channel your inner Neil deGrasse Tyson, and keep it cool, my cosmic compadre.
With Venus winking at you from her cosmic corner, your love life is about to get as spicy as a jalapeno popper. So, bust out those nerdy pick-up lines, because the stars are aligned for romance. Just remember, if your date doesn't appreciate your "Are you a black hole? Because you're pulling me in" line, they probably aren't worth your stardust anyway.
So, Aquarius, buckle up for this lunar cycle. It’s going to be like riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a shark tank, exciting and unpredictable. Embrace the chaos and remember to have fun with it. After all, the cosmos is your playground!
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SignToday Is Posting: 18.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-18-08-2023)