"Aquarius: Brace Yourself! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta la Vista' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' with Epic Adventures!"
The next Aquarius will start in 32 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 23 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 47 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 59 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 55 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 32 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Aquarius, you are in for a treat this week! With the First Quarter moon 8 days old, your usual cosmic WiFi is getting an upgrade to lunar 5G. This means it's time to level up and download that emotional software upgrade you've been postponing since Mercury last retrograded.
Be prepared for some buffering though, dear water-bearer. You may experience a few emotional pop-up ads, but remember, you have the power to close them. Just click the 'x' of acceptance and move on. And if you encounter any bugs, don't worry. The universe has an excellent customer service department. They're open 24/7, no waiting lines - just look up at the stars (or Google, for the indoor lovers).
Also, I hear Uranus has stopped spinning on its side for a while (it must be dizzy). This could mean a sudden change of perspective for you. Maybe that kale smoothie isn't as bad as it seems? Or, perhaps, it's finally time to admit that the Star Wars prequels had their moments (I'm looking at you, Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber).
Remember, Aquarius - life, like space, is vast, mysterious, and full of black holes. But it's also speckled with stars that shine brightly in the darkness. So, grab your telescope of optimism and explore the galaxy of possibilities this week!
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Stay cool, Aquarius. Until next time, may the force of the cosmos be with you.
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-20-12-2023)