By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 21 November 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, 'Quarius! It's Time to Exceed Warp Speed on the Love Planet Venus!"

The next Aquarius will start in 61 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 25 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 76 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 88 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 84 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 61 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Water Bearers! 🌊🐻 It's your friendly neighborhood astrologer here, ready to sprinkle some cosmic stardust on your day. You know, I've been scanning the celestial sphere like a hardcore Trekkie at a Star Trek convention and guess what I found? Our lovely First Quarter Moon is 8.4 days old. Not a teen, not an adult, just stuck in the awkward phase of celestial puberty. #MoonPuberty This means that it's the perfect time for you, Aquarius! Yes, you heard it right. This moon phase is like the best Wi-Fi signal you could ever get – full bars, baby! It's going to supercharge your innovative mind making you feel like a ninja with a PhD in Physics. #NinjaScientist And with Mercury in retrograde, remember to double-check your emails before hitting send or else you may end up promising to deliver a package of donuts to Mars. While an admirable goal, I'm not sure Elon Musk has the Mars Donut Delivery Service quite worked out yet. #MartianDonuts Also, let's talk about Venus flirting with Aquarius. It’s like the love planet just slipped into those DMs and said, β€œHey, you up?” Get ready for some cosmic romance. Just remember, consent is important, even with planets. #CelestialConsent So, embrace your inner nerd, keep vibing on that hippie wavelength and remember, science is cool, man. Peace out, space travelers! πŸš€πŸŒŸ #OneSmallStepForManOneGiantLeapForAquarians

#Aquarius

SignToday Is Posting: 21.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-21-11-2023)

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