"Aquarius Forecast: 'I find your lack of faith in Mercury Retrograde... disturbing.' Prepare for Galactic-level Miscommunications!"
The next Aquarius will start in 56 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 71 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 83 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 79 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 56 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, Aquarius, or should I say "Cosmic Water-Bearer!" The full moon is sitting pretty at 13.7 days old. You'll be glad to know it's not going through any cyberpunk phase; it's just bathing in the glow of its midlife crisis. No androids spotted on its surface either, but keep an eye out!🌝🔭
The lunar energy this week may make you feel like a Nexus-6 model, loaded with emotions and questioning everything. You might even find yourself contemplating deep, existential questions like, "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" or "Why does my coffee mug always disappear when I need it the most?" 🤖☕️
Jupiter is taking a joyride through your house of self-expression, making you more charismatic than a replicant on the run. It's time to unleash your inner Roy Batty and shine brighter than attack ships off the shoulder of Orion. Just remember, all those moments won't be lost in time, like tears in rain, if you remember to post them on Instagram! 📸✨ #BladeRunnerVibes
Saturn is quietly lurking in your 12th house, reminding you to maintain your boundaries. It's like that annoying pop-up notification that keeps reminding you to update your software. You can't ignore it forever, Aquarius! Embrace the reminder and set some healthy boundaries. Your mental health will thank you, and so will your Wi-Fi connection. 🧠📡 #SelfCareSaturn
In work news, Mars is stirring up some action. Expect more hustle and bustle than a bustling bazaar on Mars. Don’t worry though, it’s nothing an Aquarius can’t handle! Show 'em who's boss, and don't let any rogue replicants disrupt your workflow. 💼💪 #MartianHustle
To sum up, Aquarius, your week is looking more exciting than a hovercar chase through a neon-lit cityscape. Embrace the chaos, let your charisma shine, and remember, even in the midst of cosmic craziness, you're cooler than a cucumber in a freezer on the dark side of the moon. 🥒🌚 #AquariusAwesome
Stay stellar, Aquarius! 🚀🌌
#Aquarius
SignToday Is Posting: 26.11.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-26-11-2023)