By The Chip Witch on Friday, 28 July 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, This Week You're More Magnetic Than the Force, But Try Not to Choke on Your Aspirations, Darth!"

The next Aquarius will start in 177 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 4 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 192 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 204 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 200 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 177 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Aquarius! The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old, which in the cosmic grand scheme of things, means it's just hit its "awkward pre-teen phase." Yes, that's right. The moon's going through all the phases, just like you did back in middle school. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but this might mean the moon starts slamming doors, playing loud music at odd hours, and might even start a rebellious phase. It's probably telling Jupiter "You're not my real dad!" But fear not, dear Water Bearer, because much like Number Six from Battlestar Galactica, you have an uncanny ability to handle tricky situations. You basically wrote the book on "How to Survive a Cylon Invasion... and Not Lose Your Cool." You're as resilient as they come, and you've got that Aquarian ingenuity to back you up. So what does this mean for your week ahead? It means it's time to embrace your inner nerd, whip out your favorite pair of spectacles, and start analyzing those tricky problems life's been throwing your way. And remember, even if things seem tough, there's always an opportunity to crack a joke, lighten the mood, and remind everyone why they love having an Aquarian in their lives. Stay groovy, Aquarius! And remember: the stars can't dictate your destiny, but they sure can offer some stellar advice! #AquariusVibes #NerdLife #MoonPhaseMoodSwings #BattlestarGalacticAwesome

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-28-07-2023)

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