By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 30 July 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aquarius! Uranus Plans a Surprise Party in Your Sign and Didn't Even Bother to Dust for Fingerprints!"

The next Aquarius will start in 175 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 190 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 202 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 198 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 175 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there Aquafriends! With our Waxing Gibbous moon 12 days old and shining brighter than a supernova in a nerdy astrophysicist's daydream, it's time to get your intergalactic groove on! πŸŒ”βœŒοΈ As the Predator does his stealthy thing in the jungle, you, my dear Aquarians, are going to be just as sneaky and powerful in the urban jungle this week. Just remember though, instead of hunting prey, we’re hunting for positive vibes and peaceful resolutions. Let's not forget that Aquarians are the inventors of the zodiac, so your inner genius is just itching to create something out of this world. Maybe that's why the Predator's spaceship always had those cool tech gadgets? Clearly, he was an Aquarian at heart. πŸš€ Be cautious though, #AquariusSquad, because Mercury is doing the Macarena in your sign. This may lead to some communication mix-ups. So, when you're explaining your latest invention to confuse your enemies (or your boss), make sure they actually understand you. We don't want any accidental cloaking devices or plasma cannons going off in the office now, do we? Finally, remember to take some time for self-care, just like our Predator friend. After a long day of being awesome, even the toughest extraterrestrial needs to chill. Grab your favorite face mask (no, not the scary one with the mandibles), light some incense, and treat yo'self. Get out there, my cosmic warriors, and show the world what you're made of. Just remember, if it bleeds, we can chill it. #WaxingGibbousGlow #InterstellarInventor #ChillLikeAPredator

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-30-07-2023)

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