"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its GPS: Time for Some Intergalactic Soul Searching!"
The next Aries will start in 170 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 25 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 160 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 186 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 212 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Good morning, Aries, or as I like to call you, the celestial firecrackers! With the moon at a waning gibbous phase of 17.9 days old, I have to say you're looking as bright as a supernova and twice as explosive. Always unpredictable, you're like Schrödinger's cat... potentially both alive and dead until someone opens the box. Or in your case, until someone has the courage to ask you what's going on in that fiery head of yours.
The universe is spinning a web of cosmic energy around you, which could either mean you’re about to have an epic day or you’re caught in some alien’s lunch trap. Either way, it sounds like an adventure! Be sure to wear your favorite space pants just in case.
Your ruling planet Mars is currently in a playful mood, which means you might feel more impulsive than usual. And by ‘usual’, I mean like a toddler jacked up on candy floss at a unicorn-themed birthday party.
This is really the time to let loose and embrace your inner geek. Don't be afraid to show off your knowledge of Star Wars trivia or the periodic table. Remember, nothing says 'I'm sexy' quite like reciting π to the 100th decimal point.
But remember, Aries, balance is key – even in a universe that’s constantly expanding faster than my waistline during the holidays. So try to balance your scientific pursuits with some spiritual grounding. Maybe meditate on the mysteries of dark matter or take a yoga class to learn to bend like a pretzel as effortlessly as space-time bends around a black hole.
In conclusion, strap into your spaceship and prepare for light-speed, Aries. Your cosmic journey is just getting started. And remember, no matter how many planets you visit, there’s no place like Earth. Well, until we colonize Mars, anyway.
#AriesAdventures #AstrologyNerd #WaningGibbousGiggles #StargateHoroscope #CosmicCandyFloss #MarsAndStarWars #DarkMatterMeditation #SpaceTimePretzel
#Aries
SignToday Is Posting: 02.10.2023 07:02:39 (ari-02-10-2023)