"Aries, Brace Yourself! The Stars Predict a Week of Unexpected Socks and Unexplained Cravings for Tofu"
The next Aries will start in 165 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 155 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 181 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 207 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Alright, Aries! As we're in the midst of this grand ol' Third Quarter Moon, at a ripe 22.8 days old (almost as old as my beloved TARDIS, though she's a smidge more timeless), it's high time we get down to your horoscope!
Now, brace yourself. This week is going to be like trying to wrangle a Dalek into a tutu. Frustrating, unpredictable, but ultimately hilarious if you manage to pull it off. The universe is practically shoving opportunities in your face, like a Cyberman offering a "free upgrade." Don't fall for it! Remember, there's always a catch.
Your fiery Aries energy is at full blast right now, so you might feel like you're bouncing around like a hyperactive Ood. Harness that energy wisely, and don't let it control you. You're the Time Lord here, remember?
And in the realm of relationships, keep an eye out for any Slitheen-like deceivers. They might appear all cuddly and friendly, but they could be harboring ill intentions. Trust your instincts, or as I like to call it, your built-in sonic screwdriver.
Also, remember to lend your ears to those around you. You might not be a telepathic Time Lord, but a good chat can work wonders.
So, Aries, strap on your converse, don your jacket, and take this week head-on like the Gallifreyan warrior you are. The universe is your playground, and the stars your playmates.
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