"Aries, Buckle Up! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Shake Your Frakkin' Universe!"
The next Aries will start in 9 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The moon is currently in Aries
Mercury is currently in Aries
Venus moves to Aries in 25 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 51 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Alright, Aries, buckle up! With both the moon and Mercury hanging out in your sign, you're basically the cosmic equivalent of a double espresso shot - intense, energetic, and maybe just a tad jittery.
Mercury is giving your communication skills a superpower upgrade. You might find yourself delivering punchlines like a stand-up comedian or convincing your boss that yes, you do need that raise and yes, they should also throw in a company llama as part of the deal. Trust me, it's an Aries thing.
Meanwhile, the moon is making you extra introspective and emotional, which for Aries means you're probably considering something totally outlandish like reading a book without pictures or... gasp... actually listening to someone else's opinion without interrupting them.
And with the New Moon being only 1.1 days old, it's basically a baby moon, still in cosmic diapers. This is a perfect time to start new projects. Perhaps knitting a sweater for your newly acquired company llama or learning to play the ukulele with your toes. Whatever it is, go for it!
So, this week, channel your inner Rocket Raccoon – be clever, adventurous, and maybe a little reckless. Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes, except maybe that one time it allowed pineapple on pizza.
Use this cosmic energy wisely, or at least, don't use it to start any intergalactic wars. And remember, if you meet someone who doesn't get your charm, they're probably a Scorpio.
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.03.2024 07:02:21 (ari-11-03-2024)