"Galactic Guide to Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, But Don't Panic - Just Remember to Towel Off Your Ambitions!"
The next Aries will start in 99 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 8 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 89 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 115 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 141 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, fiery Aries, or should I say intergalactic warrior? Your stars are aligning in an orbit as unpredictable as the plot of a Stanley Kubrick movie. Just like HAL 9000, I'm here to guide you through your lunar adventures.
The New Moon being 28.8 days old is the cosmic equivalent of your computer telling you to update - again. It's a signal to refresh, reboot, and perhaps reconsider that third cup of coffee today... it might be the reason you're seeing aliens in your living room.
Now, the next Full Moon at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023, is just around the corner. This celestial disco ball will be lighting up your sign like a neon "Open" sign at a 24-hour diner. Expect some late-night revelations, cheese cravings (moon = cheese, right?) and possibly a sudden urge to start a lunar colony. You know, typical full moon stuff.
This is your chance to be the astronaut of your own life - just remember to keep oxygen levels in check and avoid rogue AI. It's time to venture into the unknown, Aries. You've got this! Remember, just like in space, in the game of life, no one can hear you scream... unless you forget to mute yourself on a zoom call. #ToTheMoon #AstronautAries #FullMoonFever #2001ASpaceOdyssey
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SignToday Is Posting: 12.12.2023 07:02:01 (ari-12-12-2023)