"Aries, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"
The next Aries will start in 98 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 7 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 88 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 114 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 140 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The New moon is currently 0.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Aries, darling! As the New Moon is a mere 0.3 days old, it's practically a cosmic toddler, still figuring out how to navigate the universe. Just like you navigating the IKEA catalogue. Remember, flat-packed furniture is not your enemy. It's just an intergalactic conspiracy to test your patience and spatial awareness.
With Mars, your ruling planet, being a bit of a show-off right now, you'll feel energised and ready to conquer anything that comes your way. You might even manage to assemble that bookshelf without breaking into a sweat or swearing like a sailor. #FlatPackVictory
However, with the moon so young, caution is key. Don't let your Martian energy fool you into thinking you can run a marathon after a night of binge-watching Torchwood. Trust me, Captain Jack Harkness may be immortal, but you, my dear Aries, are not.
Also, during this phase, your emotions could be as jumbled as a Rubik's cube. One minute you're on top of the world, the next you're questioning why bread goes stale. Just remember, you don't need to have all the answers. Even though we know it's because of a process called starch retrogradation, but hey, who's keeping track?
So, go easy on yourself, Aries. Embrace the chaos, take a deep breath (or three), and remember: even in the depths of IKEA-induced despair, there's always a chance to laugh, learn, and find the Allen wrench you lost. #NewMoonShenanigans #AriesAdventures #ScienceMeetsAstrology #TorchwoodBinge
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 07:02:54 (ari-13-12-2023)