By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 March 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"May the Force be With You, Aries! Brace Yourself for an Unexpected Holo-call from Yoda About Your Love Life!"

The next Aries will start in 2 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 21 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 18 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 44 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, young Aries. The Force is strong this month, as Mercury is taking a vacation in your sign. I know, I know, you’ve got more energy than a hyperdrive on full throttle. However, remember what I always say: "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." Watch your thoughts; they might be faster than light speed! Now, about that First Quarter moon... It’s 8.4 days old, which is practically an antique in moon years! It's like that old droid R2-D2 - a bit worn around the edges, but still full of surprises. This phase suggests that it's time to take action on your plans, just like how Luke had to take action when he found out his dad was a Sith Lord. No pressure. Remember to keep your lightsaber powered down and only use it when necessary. Your words can be just as powerful, especially with Mercury giving you a boost in communication. So, whether you’re negotiating with stormtroopers or just trying to convince your Wookiee friend to try a new hairstyle, remember: patience, my young Padawan. Expect encounters with unexpected allies and a possible disturbance in the Force near the end of the month. Keep your Ewok-like optimism high, and you'll conquer any Death Star-sized challenge that comes your way. May the Force be with you, Aries! #AriesHoroscope #StarWarsAstrology #MercuryInAries #FirstQuarterMoon #TheForceIsWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.03.2024 07:02:01 (ari-18-03-2024)

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