"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Not a Holodeck Simulation!"
The next Aries will start in 122 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 4 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 112 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 138 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 164 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, fiery Aries! Brace yourself for an out of this world forecast, brought to you by the cosmos and your friendly neighborhood astrologer.
With the First Quarter moon being 6.1 days old, it's like a pre-teen in lunar years, so expect some cosmic mood swings. Mars, your ruling planet, is playing the role of helicopter parent and keeping a close eye on you. It's trying to ground you in reality but honestly, we know you're about as likely to stay put as a chestburster in John Carpenter's The Thing.
Look, I'm not saying you should distrust everyone around you like MacReady, but a little caution never hurt anyone - especially when Pluto's acting shiftier than a shape-shifting alien. So, if you see any strange green goo or your best friend starts sprouting tentacles - metaphorically speaking, of course - you might want to take a step back.
Your communication sector is all lit up like the spaceship under that ice, so it's a great time to reach out to those you trust. Just remember the golden rule of antarctic research stations: don't let the flamethrower do the talking.
Stay passionate, stay fiery, stay... well, you. There's no one else like you in the universe, unless of course, you've been replicated by an alien entity. In which case, uh... my bad?
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SignToday Is Posting: 19.11.2023 07:02:01 (ari-19-11-2023)