"Aries, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mars is in Retrograde and Your Wifi Might Be Next!"
The next Aries will start in 92 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries tomorrow, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 82 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 108 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 134 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello there Aries, you fiery ram of the zodiac. Let's talk about your horoscope, shall we? But don't worry, it won't be like HAL 9000 reading your star chart - I promise not to lock you out of any spacecraft.
Right now, just like Dave Bowman, you're floating in a tin can far above the world. But, unlike David, you're not heading for Jupiter, you're on a mission to find your own monolith of self-discovery under this First Quarter moon.
Speaking of the moon, she's 6.9 days old. Now, if she were a cheese, she'd be a fine, ripe brie, just perfect for that wine and cheese night you've been planning. But, as much as I love a good Camembert, I digress.
This first quarter moon is all about action, my fiery friend. It's time to leap over lunar craters and shoot for the stars! Don't let the gravity of past mistakes pull you back. You're a rocket, remember? Rockets don’t go backwards. They go forwards. And sometimes sideways if they’re badly designed.
But hey, don't worry too much about your course. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... or see you do that victory dance when you finally figure out how to program your VCR.
Remember, Aries, the universe has an odd sense of humor, just like our dear friend Dave. It may look like a giant cosmic joke at times, but trust me, it's all part of the plan. Just go with the flow and let the universe surprise you.
So, as you navigate through this space-time continuum, remember to keep your space helmet on, your rocket fuelled, and your sense of humor intact.
And remember, just like Dave, you're capable of so much more than you think. So, shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Or in a black hole. But hey, who knows what's on the other side?
Here's your hashtags for the day: #AriesInSpace #FirstQuarterMoon #ShootForTheStars #SpaceHumor #BowmanVibes
Peace out, my cosmic Aries!
#Aries
SignToday Is Posting: 19.12.2023 07:02:42 (ari-19-12-2023)