By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 21 March 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, Time Travel Alert: Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is in Overdrive - Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Energy This Week!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 15 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 41 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, my fiery Aries friends! It's your favorite space-geek astrologer here, reminding you that you're currently playing host to Mercury in your sign. Now, don't get too excited - it doesn't mean you have superpowers (sorry to disappoint). But hey, on the bright side, you'll be overflowing with communication skills! So go ahead, start that podcast you've been thinking about. Or maybe invent your own language... #AriesTalksALot The Waxing Gibbous moon is a whopping 11.2 days old, and she's looking quite radiant, if I do say so myself. She’s almost full, like that tub of ice cream in your freezer. You know, the one you swore you'd only have a spoonful of? Yeah, that one. Well, this moon phase is all about reflection and gratitude. Take a moment to appreciate all the good things in life, like that tub of ice cream. #MoonCravings Now, remember, just as the HAL 9000 turned on Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey because of a little malfunction, your temper could do the same. So, when Mercury gets chatty in your sign, just remember to breathe. We wouldn’t want any "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that," moments with our nearest and dearest now, would we? #KeepCalmAndAriesOn Stay groovy, Aries! Keep reaching for the stars! Just maybe not literally. I hear NASA is pretty strict about that. #SpaceNerdFun

#Aries

SignToday Is Posting: 21.03.2024 07:02:01 (ari-21-03-2024)

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