By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 22 October 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Facehugger Forecast: Aries, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cuddle - It May Get Slightly More Intense Than Expected!"

The next Aries will start in 150 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 5 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 140 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 166 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 192 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, Aries my fiery friend! Welcome to your new cosmic forecast. Now, I know you're as eager to leap into action as a kangaroo on a trampoline, but hold your space horses! First Quarter Moon is currently 7.5 days old, and it's looking at you like a proud parent watching their offspring making questionable life decisions. This celestial body, in all its 7.5-day glory, is about to bring some serious clarity to your life. Imagine if the moon were a high-powered telescope - now you've got the idea! You're going to see things with such precision; you might start questioning if you've been living in a sci-fi movie all this time. Your inner Roy Batty is coming out, except instead of hunting down replicants, you're on a quest for truth and self-discovery. You'll find yourself saying lines like "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." And yes, it's totally okay if you say it dramatically while standing on a rooftop in the rain. Remember that time you dropped your favorite crystal and it shattered into a million pieces? Well, that's like your life right now - fragmented. But don't worry, just as you managed to glue that crystal back together (sort of), you too will piece together the jigsaw puzzle of your life. This week, try not to rush through things like an asteroid hurtling through space. Slow down, breathe, and for the love of all things cosmic, don't forget to wear your tin foil hat when communicating with the otherworldly entities (we've all had those weird phone calls, right?) So, gear up, Aries. Your journey this week promises the thrill of intergalactic travel without leaving the comfort of your own home. Remember to enjoy the ride and keep your sense of humor intact. After all, laughter is the best spaceship fuel (well, after rocket fuel, of course). #AriesAdventures #MoonMania #FirstQuarterFunnies #RoyBattyRealness #AstrologicalAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.10.2023 07:02:01 (ari-22-10-2023)

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