"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Cosmic Journey is About to Warp Into Overdrive - Better Stock Up on Dilithium Crystals!"
The next Aries will start in 57 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 21 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 47 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 73 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 99 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Alright, Aries buddy, listen up! With the Waxing Gibbous moon being 12.5 days old, it's like your personal energy levels are supercharged by an alien life form - and no, I don't mean the one that made MacReady's life a living Antarctic nightmare!
You're feeling like you could take on the "Thing" itself, aren't ya? Well, hold your flamethrowers! Don't let this hyperactive cosmic energy turn you into a berserk werewolf from outer space. Instead, use it wisely to conquer your fears, not your coworkers.
Your communication planet, Mercury, is doing its retrograde jig in your house of subconscious. Aka, your mind might be as twisted as those blood tests MacReady was conducting. You may find yourself saying things like "I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human." Confused? Welcome to the club!
But fret not, my fiery friend! This planetary pandemonium is just what you need to spark some introspective dialogue with your inner Thing. It's time to face your demons, or aliens, or whatever's hiding under that skin of yours. Who knows, there might be a Kurt Russell in there, waiting to save the day.
So, remember: Keep that flamethrower at bay, and try to play nice with your fellow humans. Or aliens. Or whatever they are.
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.01.2024 07:03:03 (ari-23-01-2024)