By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 23 November 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Socks and Multiplication of House Plants!"

The next Aries will start in 118 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury moves to Aries in 108 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 134 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 160 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Aries! The moon has sidled up to your sign like a curious alien at a top-secret government facility. Yes, you're feeling a little bit like Fox Mulder right now, with the waxing gibbous moon casting its eerie glow over your life at 10.4 Earth days old— or should I say, the moon's just turned double digits in lunar years? This week, you might feel an uncanny urge to chase after truths like Mulder, because let's face it, you've always known that the truth is out there, and it's wearing your sign! Expect to be led on a wild goose chase, or perhaps more accurately, a wild UFO chase. Don't worry, you won't need any flashlight, your fiery spirit will illuminate the path. Just remember, Aries, the universe is full of mysteries, and you're one of them! You're like the Bermuda Triangle - people get lost in your depth, but boy, do they love the adventure. Your mantra for this week: "Trust no one...except your gut feelings." Use this energy to your advantage; turn over stones, dive deep, and don’t forget to wear your tin foil hat! Be ready for the unexpected, and if you stumble across any classified documents or shadowy figures, remember that the truth isn't something you stumble upon—it stumbles upon you. #AriesAstrology #MulderMode #TheMoonIsAnAriesToo #TruthIsOutThere #WaxingGibbousGlow #SciFiHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.11.2023 07:02:01 (ari-23-11-2023)

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