By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 25 November 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Extra-Terrestrial Traffic Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Shenanigans!"

The next Aries will start in 116 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 25 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 106 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 132 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 158 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, Aries, let's get down to cosmic business. The Waxing Gibbous is 12.6 days old - nearly as old as that half-eaten sandwich you've got lurking in the back of your fridge. I know, I know, you're saving it for a "special occasion." Well, my stellar friend, this week is that special occasion! This moon phase is all about reflection and adjustment, much like your last attempt to assemble IKEA furniture. It's time to make sure all your cosmic screws are tightened and your interstellar Allen wrench hasn't been lost in the couch cushions of the universe. Mars, your ruling planet, is currently in Leo, which means you're destined to be the star of the show this week. Whether that's a one-lamb musical or a full-blown space opera is up to you. Just remember, not everyone appreciates interpretive dance as much as you do. In the realm of love, Venus is whispering sweet nothings into your auricular constellation. This might mean a new romance is on the horizon, or it could just mean you need to clean your ears out. Either way, it's exciting! So, what's the takeaway from all this astral advice? Be bold, Aries, but also be prepared. And maybe check the expiration date on that sandwich. #AriesAstrology #WaxingGibbousGiggles #CosmicIKEAFails #StarOfTheShow #VenusWhisperer

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 07:02:01 (ari-25-11-2023)

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