By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 January 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves! Mars is Doing a Samba and Your Life's about to Turn into an Episode of 'Space-West-Wing!'"

The next Aries will start in 54 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 44 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 70 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 96 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, fiery Aries! Planetary alignments suggest you're going to have a week as packed with surprises as a Trekkie's lunchbox. And with the moon currently strutting its stuff at an impressive 15.3 days old – you've got plenty of cosmic clout behind you. Firstly, Mars – your ruling planet and known celestial bad-boy – is acting like a caffeine-deprived programmer. This means you might find yourself as restless as a cat on a hot tin spaceship! Use this energy wisely, channel it into your projects rather than trying to rearrange your entire living room with telekinesis. Jupiter is in retrograde, so expect life to feel like you're walking through a sci-fi movie in slow motion. You'll have ample time to rethink your decisions, so don't be rash. Remember, the first rule of time travel: never step on a bug - you might accidentally wipe out a future civilization! As for love, Venus is doing the cosmic cha-cha. This could lead to some romantic confusion. One minute you're all about peace and love, the next you're ready to start an intergalactic war. Keep your phasers set to stun, and remember, Vulcan mind melds are considered poor first date etiquette. Career-wise, Saturn is urging you to be disciplined and focused. You might feel like you're herding Tribbles at work, but keep at it. Your effort will pay off in the end. And who knows? You might even get promoted to Starfleet Captain! So, Aries, buckle up your space suit, set your coordinates and prepare for lift off. It's going to be a week as wild and unpredictable as a TARDIS on the fritz. #AriesLife #ToBoldlyGo #TheFinalFrontier #LiveLongAndProsper #CosmicChaCha

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.01.2024 07:02:01 (ari-26-01-2024)

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