By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 26 November 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, Mars Called - It Wants its Fiery Temper Back! An Astrological Forecast Full of Galactic Giggles."

The next Aries will start in 115 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 24 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 105 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 131 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 157 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, Aries! You fiery celestial ram, you. I hope you've got your space helmet on because it's time for a cosmic journey. With the full moon playing peek-a-quote at 13.6 days old (no, that's not her age in moon years, it's just her phase), it's time for you to channel your inner Battlestar Galactica and be more than a little bit Laura Roslin. Yes, I'm talking about embracing that perfect blend of political savvy, resilience, and stylish hairdos. The Universe, in its infinite wisdom and occasional sarcasm, has decided to throw some space detritus your way. Brace yourself for the unexpected, but remember - you're an Aries, you eat unpredictability for breakfast. And you don't even need milk. Take some advice from our beloved fictional president: when Cylons (or any other unanticipated obstacles) come knocking, put on your most diplomatic smile, prepare a pot of chamomile tea, and plot your strategy. Remember, you're not just a hot-headed ram; you're a leader, a pioneer, a force of nature! So, my starry-eyed Aries, keep your eyes on the horizon (or the next galaxy, whichever comes first). This phase of the full moon is all about illumination, making it the perfect time for you to harness your inner Laura Roslin and lead the fleet (or your cat, or your collection of houseplants) to victory. And hey, if things get tough, remember this: unlike Laura, at least you're not stuck on a spaceship with Gaius Baltar. Hashtags for the week: #FullMoonFever #AriesInCharge #BattlestarGalacticAries #LauraRoslinIsMySpiritAnimal #CylonCanapes #TeaTimeInSpace

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.11.2023 07:02:41 (ari-26-11-2023)

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