"Planets Align as Aries Embarks on Interstellar Joyride: Buckle Up for Some Serious Cosmic Shenanigans!"
The next Aries will start in 84 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Tuesday, 16 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 74 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 100 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 126 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello, my Aries friends! Buckle up your space boots, because the cosmos has quite a ride planned for you.
So, your ruling planet Mars might be named after the God of War, but let's not get carried away and start any lightsaber duels, okay? The full moon is 15 days old, which in space-time is just a teenager. So expect it to slam its bedroom door at least once this week.
With Mars in retrograde, you might feel like you've been teleported into an episode of The Twilight Zone. But don't worry; it's not permanent. You're not actually stuck in black and white, despite the current monochrome fashion trend.
Your communication sector is lighting up like a Christmas tree on steroid. So, expect plenty of psychic emails, interstellar WhatsApp messages, or, you know, actual face-to-face conversations with earthlings (how retro!). Use this time to express yourself, even if it means inventing a new alien language.
Remember, Aries, life doesn't have to be all quantum physics and rocket launchers. Take a moment to stop and smell the roses, preferably ones that haven't been genetically modified to grow on Mars.
This week, channel your inner Spock, keep an open mind, and remember: the truth is out there. And it's usually stranger than science fiction.
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SignToday Is Posting: 27.12.2023 07:02:01 (ari-27-12-2023)