By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 28 March 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Rams in Space: Aries, Your Martian Overlord Calls for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 11 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 8 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 34 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Aries, or should I say, my fellow intergalactic travelers! This week your ruling planet, Mars, has decided to take a backseat while Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is now in Aries. It's akin to when Captain Kirk lets me, Mr. Spock, take the helm; expect a fair bit of logic and a sprinkling of wit. Currently, we are experiencing the 17.5-day-old Waning Gibbous moon. While it may sound like a rare alien species from Star Trek, it merely signifies a time of introspection and reflection. Embrace this phase like a Vulcan embracing logic; it's time to assess your recent actions and their results. Did you boldly go where no Aries has gone before? Or did you photon torpedo your own plans? Either way, let's take stock, shall we? Mercury in Aries is like having Scotty in the engine room, things are bound to start happening faster than warp speed. Your communication skills will be supercharged. So prepare to stun everyone with your words, not your phaser! But remember, Mercury is the trickster of the cosmos, so try to avoid any Tribble-like misunderstandings. So, dear Aries, in the immortal words of myself, live long and prosper. And remember, even in space, you can't escape the power of the stars! #StarTrekHoroscope #SpockSpeaks #AriesInSpace #WarpSpeedWisdom #LiveLongAndProsper

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 07:02:01 (ari-28-03-2024)

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