"Battle Stations, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, or as we say in Astrology: Your Fiery Planet Took a Nap!"
The next Aries will start in 111 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 101 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 127 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 153 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Greetings, mighty Aries!
This is your Dalek-style horoscope, brought to you by the cosmos and an astrologer with a penchant for both science and silliness.
As the brave warrior of the zodiac, your inner Dalek is shouting, "EXTERMINATE!" But hold on, let's not get too hasty. This isn't about annihilating anyone or anything, it's about ridding yourself of negative energy. The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 17.7 days old (yes, I got that specific), is in your favor, urging you to let go. So yes, EXTERMINATE... but only your self-doubts and fears!
Your mantra for the week should be 'ELEVATE' instead of 'EXTERMINATE'. Take those ambitions, dreams, and goals and elevate them. Reach for the stars, Aries - literally. Don't forget, you're ruled by Mars - the RED planet. It's in your cosmic DNA to be fiery, passionate, and bold.
Remember, Aries: YOU-ARE-SUPREME-BEING. (Channeling my inner Dalek there, forgive me).
In the spirit of humor and all things celestial, here are your hashtags for the week: #DalekStyleHoroscope #ExterminateNegativity #ElevatePositivity #RedPlanetPower
Stay cosmic, Aries!
#Aries
SignToday Is Posting: 30.11.2023 07:02:01 (ari-30-11-2023)