By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 31 January 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries: Martian Mayhem Ahead! Time to Buckle Up Those Rocket Boots!"

The next Aries will start in 49 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 13 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 39 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 65 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 91 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Aries! Alright, before we start, let's get one thing straight - contrary to popular belief, the Waning Gibbous moon doesn't mean you're turning into a werewolf. Nope, not even if we try really hard to believe it! I know, I'm disappointed too. #NoWerewolvesHere Now, the moon being 19.7 days old, well, it's going through its angsty teenage phase. We've all been there, right? It's all about introspection and getting rid of the old to make way for the new. Just like cleaning out your fridge to make room for more...cheese? #CheeseIsLife So, Aries, this week is all about decluttering your life. Yes, that includes your Netflix list. I mean, are you REALLY going to watch that 10-season soap opera from the 90s? #LetItGo Remember, Aries, your fiery spirit can sometimes lead you to take on more than you can handle. But, here's some scientific truth for you - the universe is expanding, but unfortunately, your schedule isn't. So, prioritize! Let's not try to invent time travel just yet, okay? #TimeManagement101 Also, this phase of the moon is a great time to reflect (pun totally intended). Take some time to gaze at the stars, contemplate the vastness of the universe, and maybe even consider why cats are so obsessed with boxes. #DeepThoughts Stay stellar, Aries! #StarPower

#Aries

SignToday Is Posting: 31.01.2024 07:02:01 (ari-31-01-2024)

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