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7 August, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels due to an M5.5/Sn flare at 06/1840 UTC from Region 3386 (N11W90, Dki/beta-delta). An associated CME was observed off the SW limb at 06/1848 UTC. Modelling of this CME will be conducted as imagery becomes available. However due to its location near the limb, it is unlikely to have an Earth-directed component.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speed mostly in the 300-400 km/s range. Total field ranged from 2-8 nT while the Bz component was between +6/-3 nT. Phi angle was positive.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aries, at 29 degrees, 57' 28", at a velocity of 13.62 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. It is 374893.35 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 14 Leo 31' 09", and is 151726416km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 29 Ari 57' 28", and is 376221km away and receding.Moon Is In Aries
Hello, stargazers! Just a heads-up, the Moon is in Aries today, and much like that one uncle at family reunions who can't stay put, it's going to move on to Taurus in the next 24 hours. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does that mean for me?" Well, let me break it down for you in the best way I can...with a twist of humor, a pinch of science, and a dash of hippie wisdom. Now, the Moon being in Aries - that's like having a cosmic cup of coffee shot into your veins. It's like Elon Musk just strapped you into a SpaceX rocket and said, "See ya!" You're going to feel an energy surge, a sudden urge to say yes to everything, and an inexplicable desire to wear red – the staple color of Aries. But remember, this Moon is about 375,901.003878359km away, give or take a few kilometers because even in space, we have traffic issues. Despite the distance, the energy of the Moon in Aries will make you feel like you can run that far without breaking a sweat. But, please, don't try it unless you have a pair of extraterrestrial running shoes! In the next 24 hours, the Moon is going to slide over into Taurus – and believe me, it's not going to ask for your permission. The Aries 'get up and go' will be replaced with a more grounded, 'let's sit down and think about this' energy. It's like going from a galactic roller coaster ride to a zen tea ceremony on the moon's surface. So, folks, buckle up for this cosmic journey! While the Moon is in Aries, finish those projects, say yes to new opportunities and maybe, just maybe, wear a bit of red. And when the Moon moves into Taurus, treat yourself to some self-care. Maybe a bubble bath with those weirdly expensive bath bombs you've been saving. Because, my dear celestial travelers, you're worth it! Remember, as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, my advice is like a black hole: it's infinitely deep, occasionally confusing, and you probably don't want to ignore it. Until next time, keep your telescopes clear and your star maps handy!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 11 Vir 43' 13", moving at 1.07 degrees per day, and is 139499128km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Prepare for a zany journey as Mercury, that mischievous little planet that rules communication, flits into the analytical realm of Virgo. Now, I know what you're thinking -- "I barely passed astronomy in high school!" Don't fret, my friends! You don't need a PhD to understand the cosmic jargon. So, Mercury is 139611311.159203440km away from us, give or take a few astro-miles (yes, I made that term up). It's in prograde motion, which basically means it's moving in the same direction as other planets. Imagine a celestial conga line shimmying across the cosmos, and you're pretty much there. While Mercury's doing the cha-cha in Virgo, our minds evolve into supercomputers, processing information at warp speed (little Star Trek reference for my fellow nerds). We become truth-seeking missiles, cutting through the fluff and diving straight into the heart of matters. If you've been struggling with solving that Rubik's cube, now might just be the time to crack it! Virgo, the cosmic librarian, is all about filtering out the unnecessary. Think of this phase as your personal software upgrade, where your power to analyze information gets a turbo boost. In other words, it's like you've just been handed the universe's most efficient 'BS detector'. With such stellar productivity, you can expect to make leaps and bounds in your projects. But beware, dear friends! Mercury in Virgo can turn us into cosmic critics, nitpicking every little detail. Remember, nobody likes a smarty-pants know-it-all! So, when expressing your opinions, sprinkle them with a dash of tact. In conclusion, while this transit may not be a galactic party, it's an excellent time for progress. Just remember to keep your phasers set to 'kind'. Happy cosmic sailing!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 24 Leo 09' 59", moving backwards at 0.55 degrees per day, and is 44085425km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
E.T.-ernally Radiant Venus in Leo
Phone home, star children, because Venus has hitched a ride on her cosmic bicycle and pedaled her way into the heart of Leo, the MGM lion of the zodiac. Get ready to roll out the red carpet because love is about to go Hollywood, baby!
Now, I know you're thinking: "Venus in Leo? That's like mixing fire with...well, more fire!" And you're absolutely right, my scientifically savvy friend. When Venus, the celestial sweetheart, dances with Leo, the zodiac's drama king, we're talking about a spectacular solar flare of affection. Don't just whisper sweet nothings, hire a skywriter to declare your love across the cosmos! This isn't the time for 'like' - we're in the territory of 'adore'.
But don't forget, even in space, there's still some gravity. Venus in Leo might be about big, bold love, but it also comes with a side of dramatic tantrums and diva-like demands. After all, Leo didn't get to be king of the jungle without a little bit of roar. So, if you find yourself feeling like the neglected star at the back of the stage, remember: the universe doesn't revolve around you. Well, actually it does, but you get what I'm saying.
Now let's talk about money, honey. With Venus in Leo, your bank account might start resembling a sci-fi budget - astronomical. You'll want to spoil yourself with all things glittery and glamorous. But remember, while buying yourself that gold-plated asteroid might feel good, nothing beats the joy of gifting. Leo, after all, is the king of generosity as much as he is the king of the jungle.
So strap on your moon boots and prepare for a cosmic journey of love and extravagance. Venus in Leo is not just about relationships, it's about putting a little bit of that celestial sparkle into everything you do. Remember, life without a little bit of stardust is like E.T. without his Reese's Pieces - just not as sweet.
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 17 Vir 08' 40", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 359556037km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Ahoy, cosmic travelers! Pull up your socks, tighten your shoelaces, and get ready to launch yourself into the labyrinth of productivity as Mars, our universal life coach, sashays into the meticulous sign of Virgo. Picture Mars as a Star Trek redshirt, ready for action but always a bit over-eager. Now, imagine Virgo as Spock, ever logical, precise, and efficient. Suddenly, our redshirt has a Vulcan mentor to guide him through the galaxy! Now, let's talk about the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, ruled by Virgo. With Mars vacationing here, it's like having a personal trainer and nutritionist rolled into one. You'll finally find the motivation to dust off that yoga mat, ditch those sugary snacks, and perhaps even engage in some good ol' fashioned Vulcan mind meditation. It's time to boldly go where no man (or woman) has gone before – into a healthier lifestyle! But be warned, cosmic comrades! In the grand tradition of Star Trek, not everything is roses and Romulan ale. Mars, in its enthusiasm, might turn into a cosmic Klingon, lashing out when things don't go according to plan. We're all striving for perfection, but remember, even Captain Picard had his off days. Be patient, give others some slack, and avoid turning your phasers to kill. Instead, use this energy to zoom in on tasks that need a dash of precision and attention to detail. Whether you're balancing your budget like a Ferengi merchant or learning a new trade like Chief O'Brien, Mars in Virgo is your ultimate ally. It’s the perfect time to embark on a new project, whether it's building a warp engine or simply organizing your sock drawer. So grab your tricorder and set your coordinates for productivity. With Mars in Virgo, we're all on a starship bound for success. Engage!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 17' 30", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 726082465km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Galactic Bull in a Cosmic China Shop
So, you've heard the news? Jupiter, our big old celestial uncle, has parked its planetary mass in the stubborn and sensual sign of Taurus. This is like having your eccentric but wealthy relative visit for an extended stay; they're going to shake things up, but they're also likely to leave a hefty tip on the dresser. And with Jupiter being approximately 726169430.505795121km away (which is not exactly the distance you'd measure for a quick jaunt to the grocery store), the effects can be rather... interesting.
Now, Jupiter and Taurus may seem like an odd couple, but don't be fooled. They’re like peanut butter and jelly, or like Einstein and his hair - a match seemingly made in the cosmos. Jupiter, the Mr. Wise Guy of our solar system, nudges us to ponder life's deeper meanings. Taurus, on the other hand, reminds us to stay grounded, like a cosmic GPS whispering, "Recalculating route!" when we veer off course.
With Jupiter’s wanderlust paired with Taurus’ steadfastness, it may feel like we're being pulled in two directions. It's like trying to decide between watching the newest sci-fi series or sorting out your tax returns. Both, in their own way, lead to personal growth – one expands your imagination while the other your financial acuity.
Jupiter in Taurus also nudges us toward prosperity, kind of like an interstellar get-rich-quick scheme, only with less risk. This transit is a prime time for digging into our bank statements, looking for hidden treasures or potential ventures. It's like playing cosmic Monopoly!
But remember, Taurus has a sweet tooth for indulgence and Jupiter loves to inflate. So, while this transit can be beneficial, it's also a bit like eating an entire chocolate cake in one sitting. Yes, it's delicious, but you may feel a little sick afterwards. So, during this transit, let's try to keep our cosmic consumption to a moderate level, shall we?
So, all in all, let's revel in the wisdom of Jupiter, enjoy the groundedness of Taurus, and maybe make a few cosmic bucks along the way. But remember, the universe doesn't accept returns if you overindulge!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 18' 13", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1320050563km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn's Pisces Pool Party
Alright, my celestial comrades, grab your floaties because Saturn is taking a dip in Pisces! Now, you might think, "Hey, isn't Saturn that strict schoolmaster planet, the one that's all rules and regulations?" And you'd be right, but even our ringed taskmaster likes to let its hair down (metaphorically speaking, of course, planets don't have hair...as far as we know). So, what happens when the cosmic principal takes a vacation in dreamy Pisces? Well, it's like a Steve Jobs meets Salvador Dali kind of scenario. It's the perfect time for you to dive headfirst into the ocean of your imagination and swim towards those dreams you've been too shy to chase. But remember, Saturn's involved, so don’t forget to pack a lunch. This isn't just daydreaming; it's strategic planning for your wildest fantasies. Now, I'm not going to sugarcoat it, Saturn in Pisces can be as challenging as trying to eat soup with a fork. Saturn is going to poke and prod at your dreams, and it won’t always feel pleasant. It's like your dad bursting into your room when you're jamming to your favorite tunes and telling you to clean up. Annoying? Yes. Necessary? Absolutely. In the midst of all this cosmic commotion, you might find yourself tossing and turning more than a salad at a vegan convention. Don't fret, my star-studded friends, this is just your subconscious trying to RSVP to Saturn's Pisces party. So, meditate, take long strolls, breathe like you're auditioning for a yoga commercial, and get plenty of sleep. You might want to hit the hay earlier than usual to give your mind the time to wind down and prepare for the amazing journey ahead. So, buckle up, buttercups. While Saturn's in Pisces, we're going on an interstellar trip where dreams aren't just figments of our imagination, but blueprints for our future. Let's make the most of this cosmic coaching session and remember, the universe has got your back...even when it's doing a cannonball into the pool of your dreams.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 52' 37", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2955793913km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings interstellar travelers! Buckle up, because things are about to get real weird, real fast. Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of that one friend who loves a good surprise party (even when you explicitly say no surprise parties), just rolled up into Taurus, and oh boy, is the bull not thrilled. Now, Taurus is about as fond of change as a cat is of bath time. It's happy with its cozy, predictable routine, thank you very much. But Uranus? Well, let's just say it's about to pull a Sarah Connor on us. Remember how she went from innocent waitress to total badass in The Terminator? Yeah, that's the kind of transformation we're talking about. You see, Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac, all about that cha-ching. And Uranus is about as subtle as a wrecking ball. Put them together, and we're looking at a major financial facelift. I'm talking Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of Bitcoins kind of change. You thought banks were as exciting as watching paint dry? Think again. They could become as thrilling as a roller coaster ride... or as terrifying. And don't get me started on the housing and stock markets. They're about as stable as a Jenga tower after your sixth turn. But hey, it's not all cosmic chaos. Uranus in Taurus is also your personal finance guru, helping you break free from the chains of debt, taxes, and that credit card interest rate that haunts your dreams. It's like Marie Kondo for your wallet – if it doesn't bring you joy (or at least some tax benefits), it's time to let it go. And sure, you might feel like your material possessions have you in a stranglehold tighter than a Star Trek Vulcan nerve pinch, but remember: resistance is futile. With Uranus in play, change isn't just inevitable, it's necessary. So embrace it, because guess what? These changes can lead to greater stability, and they're stickier than duct tape on a spaceship. So keep calm, carry on, and may the force of Uranus in Taurus be with you. Excelsior!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 19' 39", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4361593087km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hey, stargazers! Raise your telescopes and grab your lab coats - Neptune is in Pisces, and it's pulling a bit of a cosmic prank on us all by going retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Neptune? Isn't that like, really far away? Like 4,361,637,943.191828728km away?" And you'd be right! Give that brain of yours a gold star for remembering that fun fact. Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. This Piscean-Neptunian combo is like the ultimate superhero team-up of emotions and spiritual connectivity. It’s like if the Hulk decided to go on a yoga retreat and found his inner Zen. So, while you might feel like you're lost in a dense fog of confusion, trust me, the light at the end of the tunnel is not an oncoming train. It's insight into the beautiful, cosmic contradiction that is life. You see, during this transit, it's like the universe is handing us a pair of X-ray glasses. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles and tiny disagreements start to look as insignificant as they truly are. It's like realizing you've been arguing about who gets the last slice of pizza when there's an entire buffet table waiting for you. The energy of Neptune in Pisces isn't just about getting a reality check, though. It's also a cosmic wake-up call to explore our emotional intelligence and find out what unique, nerdy, and totally awesome gifts we can bring to the world. You know that wild idea you've been sitting on because you thought it was too out there? Now's the perfect time to unleash it! And if you're feeling a little spiritually adrift, why not dive into that astrology course you've been eyeing or create a sacred space at home where you can connect with the cosmos? Remember, the universe has your back during this transit, so don't be afraid to reach for the stars. In conclusion, my star-gazing friends, let's welcome Neptune in Pisces with open minds and open hearts. Let's blend science with spirituality, mix facts with faith, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, we're floating on a blue planet in an infinite universe. If that's not a cosmic joke, I don't know what is!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 44' 56", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5063561317km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn
Alright, my cosmic comrades, let's talk about this Pluto in Capricorn situation. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But isn't Pluto not a planet?" Well, yes and no — it's a 'dwarf planet' if we want to get all technical, but in the world of astrology, we're still inviting Pluto to the planetary party. And look, it brought snacks! Or was that destruction? Same thing in Pluto's book.
So, right now, Pluto is chilling with Capricorn, who is basically the CEO of the zodiac. They're the ones with the spreadsheets, five-year plans, and always have a pen when you need one. When you pair this with Pluto, the universe's favorite little bulldozer, things can get a bit... intense.
Imagine if Tony Stark and Hermione Granger started a company together. That's the kind of energy we're dealing with. It's ambitious, it's focused, and it might just set your trash can on fire because it thinks it's helping you declutter (thanks, Pluto).
It's a time when our compassion for others might take a backseat to our ambitions. Like forgetting your friend's birthday because you were too busy inventing a time-traveling watch. Not cool, man. So, remember to keep your empathy hat firmly on your head during this time.
But hey, it's not all bad news. Pluto in Capricorn is like a cosmic KonMari, encouraging us to toss out the old, unhelpful patterns in our lives. You know, those habits that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. Just remember, while you’re tearing down and rebuilding, try not to go full Hulk. Destruction can be fun, but let’s not forget about the creation part, okay?
In a nutshell, Pluto in Capricorn is your friendly neighborhood reality check, reminding us that change is necessary, ambition is great, but don't forget to water your plants and call your mom once in a while. You've got this!
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