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10 March, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels with a few C-class flares from Region 3599 (S13W28, Dai/beta-gamma-delta), the largest a C6.3/Sf at 09/0119 UTC. The region grew slightly this period and regained a delta configuration in its leader spots. The remaining five other active regions were mostly quiet and stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected a slightly enhanced environment, likely associated with a negative polarity CH HSS and possible week CME influence. Total field strength reached 6 nT and the Bz component reached as far south as -5 nT. Solar wind speeds gradually declined from ~485 km/s to ~425 km/s over the past 24 hours. Phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 18 degrees, 34' 49", at a velocity of 15.26 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 29.4 days old. It is 363298.22 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 20 Pis 10' 07", and is 148584360km away and receding.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Pis 34' 49", and is 356895km away and receding.Moon Is In Pisces
Greetings, star-gazers and celestial beings! The moon, our beaming buddy in the sky, has taken a swim into Pisces. For those not up-to-date with their astrological knowledge, that's not a literal pool of fish but an astrological sign represented by two fish swimming in opposite directions. Now, I don't know about you, but to me, that sounds like a cosmic case of indecisiveness! But fear not! Being in Pisces doesn’t mean the Moon is having an existential crisis or trying to decide between sushi or tacos for dinner (I’d go for the latter, but I digress). In fact, it's just the opposite. This lunar location is all about tapping into your intuition, your dreams, and your inner hippie-dippie, everything-is-connected mantras. At a mere 356,901.384499222km away (but who's counting?), the Moon might seem distant, but this position in Pisces brings her emotionally closer. It's like she's your celestial shoulder to cry on, your cosmic therapist, if you will. However, don't get too comfy in this sea of sentimentality. The Moon is a busy body and she'll be packing her lunar suitcase to move into Aries in the next 24 hours. The Moon in Aries is like a shot of espresso- it's all about energy, action, and a little bit of impulsiveness. So, enjoy the Piscean introspection while you can. Perhaps meditate, write a heartfelt poem, or have a good old sob to your favorite rom-com. Remember, life is like a game of chess with the universe. Sometimes you're the pawn, sometimes you're the king, but most of the time you're probably just confused about the rules. Star-gazing isn't going to solve all your problems, but hey, at least it gives you something to do while the coffee brews. Keep looking up, my fellow space cadets!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 00 Ari 10' 60", moving at 1.92 degrees per day, and is 187310364km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: Fast and Furious
Alright, celestial buddies, grab your space popcorn because things are about to get interesting! Mercury, that fast-talking planet of communication, has just revved up its engines and landed itself in the fiery sign of Aries. And let me tell you folks, this is no slow-paced Star Trek voyage -- we're talking Millennium Falcon at lightspeed here!
When Mercury is in Aries, it's like your brain is on cosmic espresso. No more dilly-dallying or ruminations. Nope. It's all about ACTION, baby! This ain't the time for playing chess with Spock, it's time to charge into the new frontier like Captain Kirk on a mission!
Now, the good news is that this transit is the equivalent of having a direct line to the Universe's switchboard. You're plugged in and ready to transmit. Got something to say? Well, spit it out, because Mercury in Aries don't got time for hesitation!
However, be careful, my star-crossed friends. While this combo may give us the confidence of Tony Stark in an Iron Man suit, it can also make us as tactful as Drax the Destroyer. Remember, even Jedi need diplomacy skills!
On the bright side, when Mercury and Aries sync up, our thoughts become as innovative as Doc Brown's DeLorean. Got a problem that's been hanging around like a bad smell in the TARDIS? Well, get ready for lightning bolt solutions that come and go faster than a quantum leap. The trick is to catch 'em before they vanish into the wormhole!
So, buckle up, space cadets. We're in for a wild ride. And remember, in space... everyone can hear you laugh!
Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 27 Aqu 57' 44", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 230826378km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Alright, buckle up, star gazers! We're going on a cosmic journey to Venus, currently hanging out in Aquarius. Imagine it like a Star Wars adventure, but instead of Han Solo, you got me, your nerdy, slightly hippie, astrology pilot. So, Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, has docked her spaceship in the realm of Aquarius. Now, Aquarius is the rebellious teenager of the zodiac signs. It's kind of like that one friend who brings their own organic, gluten-free beer to the party. When Venus, the planet of all things lovey-dovey, parks itself in Aquarius, the line between friends and potential life partners becomes as thin as Luke Skywalker's patience with Jabba the Hutt. You might start seeing your buddies in a different light - like, 'Hey, I've always admired your collection of Star Trek action figures.' But be warned! Aquarius isn't the most emotionally clingy of signs. They're more into intellectual connections rather than passionate declarations of love. So, if you prefer exchanging sweet nothings over discussing the latest theories of quantum physics, you might find this transit a little bit like being stuck on Tatooine - dry and uneventful. However, if you're already in a committed relationship, this is the perfect time to reconnect with why you fell for your partner in the first place. Maybe it was their love for environmental causes, or their ability to recite every line from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Whatever it was, reignite that flame by doing these things together. For my single folks, this transit is like a ticket to the best intergalactic party ever! Venus in Aquarius puts a funky, innovative spin on romance, making it a prime time to meet someone who shares your love for all things unconventional. This could be at a social gathering, or while arguing about whether Pluto should regain its planetary status at a protest rally. While Venus is in Aquarius, we're also drawn to modern, unique forms of art and personal style. Consider it a golden opportunity to experiment with your wardrobe. Maybe switch out your regular Jedi robes for something a little more, I don't know, steampunk? And hey, if all else fails, remember, in the immortal words of Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds." Just go with the cosmic flow and see where this Venus in Aquarius transit takes you!Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 20 Aqu 06' 13", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 325243283km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Ah, so Mars has decided to pop over for a little visit in Aquarius. It's like having your fearless, warrior-like uncle crashing on your sofa while he's in town - and let me tell you, things are about to get interesting! Now, usually Aquarius is that cool, detached friend who stays calm when everyone else is losing their heads. But with Uncle Mars bringing his fiery spirit, Aquarius is becoming quite the passionate advocate for change. It's like when your favorite science professor suddenly starts leading protests - surprising, but also kind of awesome. So, during this cosmic stay-over, forget all about your traditional ways of thinking. That's right, just chuck them out the window! Mars in Aquarius isn't about thinking outside the box, it's about building a rocket ship and blasting that box into another dimension! And oh, boy, those societal problems we usually sweep under the rug? Prepare to face them head-on. Aquarius, the zodiac's humanitarian, simply can't ignore the plight of the underdog. So while Mars is stoking the flames, we'll be able to see not only the problems, but also the solutions. It's like having X-ray vision, but for societal issues - super cool, right? As Mars dances through the constellation of Aquarius, following the rules will feel like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded. And why would you want to? Mars in Aquarius is that rebel cousin who always finds a new, exciting way to do things. We all have this potential for brilliance if we let go of our typical patterns and embrace this radical cosmic energy. So, remember folks, while Mars is in Aquarius, it's not just about existing, it's about evolving, inventing, and creating a future that's as exciting as a time-traveling TARDIS ride. After all, aren't we all just stardust navigating this grand universe?Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 58' 17", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 828272843km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
**Jupiter In Taurus** So, Jupiter's hit up Taurus like a cosmic Uber, right? This is like the universe's version of a genius philosopher deciding to chill out in a cozy cabin. Our big brained buddy, Jupiter, is all about deep thought, while Taurus is more into keeping it cool and collected. It's like a cosmic reminder that the answers we're looking for aren't hiding on some distant planet, they're chilling at home on our metaphorical couch. The cool thing about Jupiter swinging by Taurus is it's like an astrological kick in the pants to actually do something about that dream you've been snoozing on. You know that to-do list you've been avoiding? The one with all the big, scary steps towards your goals? Yeah, it's time to dust that off and start checking things off. Jupiter's got your back, pushing you to grow, while Taurus is hanging out, reminding you to be patient and trust the process. Oh, and did I mention the cash flow? Jupiter's like the cosmic lottery ticket, known for its good luck and fortune, while Taurus is all about wealth and money. It's like the universe is setting up a lemonade stand and handing out free cups. This is definitely a good time to check your financial health and see where you can level up. But remember, Taurus is a bit of a hedonist. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, rolls into town, you might find yourself wanting to go on a spending spree. Just remember to keep it in check and don't go buying a spaceship because it's on sale. Patience, my comrade, patience.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 02' 31", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1600255199km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beep Bop Boop: Saturn in Pisces
Alright stargazers, I'm here to tell you that Saturn, that big ol' taskmaster of our cosmos, has decided to park its celestial keister in dreamy Pisces. I know what you're thinking - "I'm not an astronaut, why should I care?" Well, let me tell you, this cosmic event is like the ultimate sci-fi crossover episode. Imagine if Spock decided to join a hippie commune, or R2-D2 developed a sudden passion for underwater basket weaving. It's that kind of unexpected fusion.
Now, when Saturn decides to play footsie with Pisces, it's like your strict high school principal suddenly turning into a guidance counselor. You might feel a bit uncomfortable at first, but trust me, this is a great time to tap into those dreams you've been storing in the attic of your mind. Yeah, even the weird one about opening a vegan donut shop on Mars.
But be warned: this isn't a walk in the space park. Saturn, being the bossy boots that it is, will want to make sure your dreams have got some substance. So don't be surprised if you feel a nudge to actually write down that business plan or start saving up for that interplanetary bakery. The key is to channel your inner Jedi and embrace the challenge.
And hey, if the idea of Saturn poking around in your subconscious makes you a little anxious, don't worry! This is a great time to take a break from binge-watching Star Trek and practice some mindfulness instead. Try meditating or going for a walk in the woods (or the nearest moonlit desert). And hey, maybe even embrace the Piscean vibes and take a nap. Just remember to keep a dream journal nearby - you never know when you might dream up the perfect recipe for Martian maple glaze.
So my fellow astro-nerds, grab your telescopes, put on your favorite space-tune, and get ready for a cosmic journey with Saturn in Pisces. Trust me, it's going to be an interstellar ride!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 52' 28", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3004615703km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Unleashing the Cosmic Bull
Welcome, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts! Now, hold onto your socks (or whatever else you fancy) because our big buddy Uranus has just popped over to Taurus for a cosmic cuppa. For those nerdy enough to know, Taurus is that lovable celestial bovine who prefers its pastures calm and change-free. However, Uranus isn't really known for respecting personal space or comfort zones. It's like that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced, rearranges your furniture, and leaves you wondering why you suddenly have a chaise lounge where your coffee table used to be.
For the mathematically inclined, Uranus is a whopping 3 billion kilometers away, give or take a few million. But don't let the distance fool you. When it comes to stirring up trouble, it's got a reach that would make Mr. Fantastic envious.
Now, Taurus is a bit of a financial guru. So, with Uranus shaking things up, we might as well prepare for the Wall Street version of a rollercoaster ride. You thought Bitcoin was revolutionary? Buckle up, friends, because Uranus might just come up with CowCoin, or maybe even UranusBucks. Banks might turn into virtual reality experiences, and the stock market could start trading in space rocks. Who knows? With Uranus, anything's possible!
On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to reassess our relationship with money. Are you tangled in the thorny forest of debt, mortgages, and credit card interest? Well, Uranus is here with a cosmic machete to help you hack your way out. Resistance is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, my friends. So, let Uranus help you turn your financial life upside down. Who knows, you might just find a pot of gold at the end of this cosmic rainbow.
Remember, though it may seem like a chaos-causing bull in a china shop, Uranus is actually here to liberate us from our own self-imposed shackles. So, let's embrace the change. After all, a little cosmic shake-up never hurt anyone. Besides, this astrologer thinks it's about time for a new cosmic adventure, don't you?
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 05' 11", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4620707402km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune Takes a Dip in Pisces
Alright, fellow cosmic voyagers, let's chat about Neptune taking its sweet time in Pisces. If we could give Neptune a speed ticket, we would, but alas, the cosmos operates on its own timetable. Plus, let's be honest, Neptune is 4.6 billion kilometers away - that’s like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway, or well, across the solar system.
Now, here's where it gets interesting. Neptune in Pisces is like putting on a pair of 3D glasses at the movies - suddenly, everything's got depth and you're ducking from that popcorn flying off the screen. The veil lifts and BAM! You can see your own contradictions as clearly as the plot holes in a bad sci-fi movie.
It's a time to forget about whether pineapple goes on pizza (it doesn't, fight me) and focus on unity. You'll feel an urge to gather everyone in a cosmic group hug, breaking bread—or, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO alternatives, if that's your jam.
With Neptune lounging in the spiritual hot tub of Pisces, it's a great time to explore your inner Yoda. Join that mindfulness course you've been eyeing on Groupon, or build a shrine to your favorite Star Trek character - no judgment here. And remember, you're not just doing this for yourself. You're also doing it for the aliens who are definitely watching us through telescopes from their distant galaxies, wondering why we're always looking at our phones.
So, in the spirit of this celestial event, let's dust off our emotional intelligence, pack up our unique gifts, and show this universe what we're made of. Because, hey, if a planet can take its sweet time orbiting in a far-off constellation, you can certainly take a moment to figure out your own path. Just remember, if it all goes wrong, Neptune’s got your back, or at least it will once it finally finishes its prograde motion. We're all in this together, stardust siblings!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 26' 50", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5328072223km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Well, well, well, look who decided to show up in Aquarius - none other than our favorite dwarf planet, Pluto! Now don't go thinking this is just a casual visit. Heck, no! Pluto in Aquarius is like that friend who crashes on your couch and ends up staying for months, turning your life upside down, but in a good way...mostly. Now, remember folks, Pluto is the cosmic equivalent of a spiritual guru slash demolition man. It’s not about subtle makeovers with this guy; think more along the lines of a cosmic wrecking ball aimed at your soul's old IKEA furniture. But fear not, my celestial disciples! This upheaval isn’t just about tossing out the old, it’s about making space for something new and shiny. Now, pairing Pluto with Aquarius – the zodiac’s resident science geek and social justice warrior – expect some serious advancements. Picture Star Trek meets Martin Luther King Jr., all wrapped up in a climate-friendly, Elon Musk-esque package. We're talking groundbreaking tech, invigorating space travel, and a dash of civil rights activism for good measure. But what does this mean for you personally? Well, brace yourselves, because Pluto in Aquarius is about to send a shockwave through your perceptions of self and society. You know that instinct to grab the last slice of pizza without asking anyone else? Yeah, that’s gotta change. Pluto in Aquarius wants us to consider the greater good before our own stomachs. A tall order, I know, especially when pepperoni is involved. So, will you answer the call? Will you let Pluto crash on your couch, stir up your life, and transform your soul? Grab your space helmet and let's find out! And remember, there's no room for selfishness in space!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 20 Pis 10' 07" |
| Moon | 18 Pis 34' 49" |
| Mercury | 00 Ari 10' 60" |
| Venus | 27 Aqu 57' 44" |
| Mars | 20 Aqu 06' 13" |
| Jupiter | 12 Tau 58' 17" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 02' 31" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 52' 28" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 05' 11" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 26' 50" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Moon
Your individuality and personality seem at one today. You feel like you really know and understand yourself and what it is that you want and need to do. Today might be a good day to shine light on your unconscious attitudes and habit patterns with the hope of improving your weak points. Change the areas of your personality that you aren't satisfied with.