There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome to the Cosmic Comedy Club!

Hello, fellow stargazers! What a planetary retrograde party we have going on, huh? It's like the solar system decided to throw a reverse gear disco. So, buckle up, we're about to embark on a cosmic roller coaster ride.

Mercury in Pisces: The Messenger Fish

Mercury is doing the backstroke in Pisces, and communications might feel a bit like underwater ping pong. Expect your emails to read like poetic riddles and your GPS to suggest detours through Narnia. #AquaticAutoCorrect

Venus & Mars in Aquarius: The Lovebirds' Rebellion

With Venus and Mars both in Aquarius, love and passion are having a tech revolution. Prepare for a surge of Tinder super likes, and don’t be surprised if your crush sends you a heartfelt confession... via a PowerPoint presentation. #GeekyCupid

Jupiter in Taurus: The Fortune Bull

Jupiter’s hanging out in Taurus, turning our luck into stubborn bulls. Good news? Once they've decided to charge, nothing can stop them. Bad news? It might take an all-you-can-eat buffet to lure them off the couch. #CosmicCouchPotato

Saturn in Pisces: The Disciplined Dreamer

Saturn in Pisces is like your high school principal showing up at a psychedelic music festival. Expect some serious life lessons delivered with a side of dreamy mysticism. #DreamyDetention

Uranus in Taurus: The Revolutionary Bull

With Uranus in Taurus, get ready for some earth-shaking changes served with a stubborn resistance to change. It's like trying to install updates on a computer that insists it's already perfect. #StubbornSoftware

Neptune in Pisces: The Mystic Fish

Neptune in Pisces is like a deep dive into the ocean of our collective subconscious. So if you find yourself day

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 03 degrees, 08' 13", at a velocity of 15.19 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. It is 363893.36 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters reflected a slightly enhanced environment, likely associated with a negative polarity CH HSS. Total field strength reached 7 nT early while Bz observed weak, southward deviations to -6 nT. Wind speeds increased from near 420 km/s to about 550 km/s. The phi angle was in a mostly negative orientation.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.