"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-walk Sideways into a Universe of Possibilities: It's Not Rocket Science, Just Astrology!"
The next Cancer will start in 254 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Thursday, 02 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 251 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 250 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
Mars moves to Cancer in 330 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hello, you crustacean zodiacs, it's time for your astrological lowdown. As a Cancer, you might be feeling as crabby as a Red Dwarf's maintenance shaft at the moment. That's because the moon, your celestial taskmaster, is currently at 26.4 days old, in its Waning Crescent phase. This means, my shellfish friends, that its light is about to fade into darkness.
But don't start throwing a pity party just yet! This isn't the end of the universe (though you might want to check with Holly on that one). Use this period to tie up loose ends and finish any projects that have been hanging around like a Polymorph on laundry day. And remember, no matter how much you want to retreat into your shell, communication is key. Even if it's as one-sided as a conversation with Talkie Toaster.
Now, keep those eyestalks peeled, as the next full moon is on the horizon, scheduled to make its grand appearance at 20:24:27, 28th Oct 2023. This cosmic disco ball will illuminate your path ahead, providing clarity and direction. It's like upgrading from Lister's guitar skills to a symphony orchestra- you'll feel in tune and on beat!
So, dear Cancer, embrace the ebb and flow of lunar energies, and remember, every ending is a new beginning. Just like every time Rimmer screws up, there's always a chance to redeem himself (or at least try to). Keep calm and crab on!
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.10.2023 07:32:02 (can-11-10-2023)