By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 16 July 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer: Brace Yourself, Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Crazier Than the Cylon Resurrection Ship!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 338 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 337 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey, my celestial crustaceans! As the moon is chilling in your sign, you're going to feel like you've just consumed an entire galaxy of emotions. You'll be all like "I'm feeling things, therefore I am!" (Descartes meets Spock anyone?). With this New Moon being 28.2 days old, you might find yourself starting a new chapter in your life. It could be anything from learning Klingon to starting a revolution against Cylons. Be open to it, as it's going to bring some serious change. Word of warning though, don't start knitting binary code sweaters at 3am yet. Coming up, we've got a full moon on August 1st at 18:33:26. This will be a time for you to shine brighter than a supernova in a black hole. Your charisma game will be stronger than Starbuck's coffee, and trust me, that stuff is potent. So, brace yourself for emotional tidal waves, potential alien language skills, and a charisma explosion. Remember, even if you're feeling like a Wookie on Tatooine, the universe has got your back! #MoonInCancer #NewMoonMadness #FullMoonFever #CrabtasticCancer #BattlestarGalacticaVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2023 07:32:02 (can-16-07-2023)

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