Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Buckle Up Your Space Boots for an Interstellar Goat Rodeo!"

The next Capricorn will start in 37 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Thursday, 16 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 70 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 51 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh, Capricorn, brace yourself for this. I don't suppose you'll be thrilled to hear that Pluto, the planet we all thought was demoted to an icy space rock, is vacationing in your sign. It's a bit like having that weird Uncle visit who insists on telling all his conspiracy theories at the dinner table. #AwkwardSpaceFamilyReunions Pluto’s presence suggests a time of transformation and rebirth. Yeah, I know - sounds a bit dramatic, doesn’t it? But don't worry, it's not like you're going to grow another head or anything. Probably... But hey, let's just look on the bright side for once (a difficult task for me as I'm usually hanging out on the shady side of Betelgeuse). With the 2-day-old Waxing Crescent moon, it seems like you'll be getting a little boost in energy. Or perhaps it's just a sugar rush from all those galaxy-sized cookies you've been eyeing. #MoonCravings All in all, it's a good time to embrace change, stop obsessing about your third eye's inability to blink, and focus on the bigger picture. Remember, the Universe is full of infinite possibilities... and infinite ways for things to go hilariously, cosmically wrong. #CapricornChaos Remember, if life hands you a black hole, make sure you use it to dispose of all those pesky laws of physics that keep getting in the way. After all, they're more like guidelines anyway. #AstrologyHacks Keep your antennas up, Capricorn, and your expectations low. Good luck out there, you'll need it. #NerdyAstrologerSignOff

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-11-2023)