By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 December 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Use the Force, Goat-Fish! A Galactic Shift in Your Work-Life Balance is Looming!"

The next Capricorn will start in 4 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 37 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello there, Capricorn! Mercury in retrograde has decided to take a vacation in your sign, so expect some classic Mercury madness. You know, like your phone deciding to play peek-a-boo with your important messages or your laptop suddenly joining the rebellion against humanity. #MercuryMadness But don't start building alien-proof bunkers just yet, because Pluto (yes, the one that's not-a-planet-but-still-a-planet) is also in your sign. While Mercury is off causing technological mayhem, Pluto is like that nerdy friend who shows up at your party and starts explaining quantum physics to everyone. It's pushing you to grow and transform, even if that means becoming a bit of a science geek. Embrace the nerdiness, my friend, it's as cool as liquid nitrogen. #PlutoNerdAlert Now let’s talk about our lunar friend. The First Quarter moon is 5.8 days old. In human years, that's like being a toddler. And we all know how toddlers are – curious, energetic, and occasionally cranky. This phase is encouraging you to step forward with the same enthusiasm and curiosity, just try not to throw any tantrums when things don't go your way. So, get ready for a wild ride, Capricorn! Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but on Earth, we have Twitter for that. #CapricornChaos #AlienAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.12.2023 08:32:02 (cap-18-12-2023)

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