By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 21 March 2024
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: In a Galactic Twist, Expect Retrograde Planets to Mess with Your Mane... and Maybe Your Netflix Recommendations!"

The next Leo will start in 124 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The moon is currently in Leo

Mercury moves to Leo in 104 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 113 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 228 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey oh, mighty Leo! Like a lion in a spacesuit, you're roaring through the cosmos this week, and with the moon currently taking up residence in your star sign, it's no wonder you're feeling as fiery as a curry with too much vindaloo. Now, the Waxing Gibbous moon is 11.2 days old, which means it's at the 'awkward teenager' stage of its lunar life cycle. Bit like you at times, eh? It's not quite full yet, but it sure thinks it knows everything. You might be feeling a similar sense of anticipation, like you're on the brink of something big - like finding a can of beer that hasn't been drunk by Rimmer. This might be a great time to take some bold steps forward, whether in your career, love life, or deciding whether or not to eat that three-week-old leftover pizza. Your confidence and charisma are as high as a Cat's sense of self-worth. Just remember to bring along a few mops for the inevitable mess. As the moon continues to grow, so too should your courage. Don't let any Smegheads stand in your way this week. Remember, you're a Leo - a celestial lion with the heart of a warrior and the stomach of a small planet (especially if you've been raiding Lister's curry stash). So go out there and conquer, Leo! Just remember to check your shoes for prank rubber spiders before you head out the airlock. #Leo #SpaceHoroscope #WaxingGibbous #CurryAndStars #RedDwarfAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.03.2024 07:42:27 (leo-21-03-2024)

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