"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Jello: Quantum Physics Predicts a Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Week Ahead!"
The next Pisces will start in 33 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 37 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 55 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 66 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Ahoy, Pisces! I'm channeling my inner Gandalf to deliver your horoscope today. "You shall not pass" without reading this!
Now, with Saturn and Neptune both hanging out in your sign, you might feel like you're carrying the weight of the entire Middle Earth on your shoulders. Don't worry, it's not the One Ring, it's just a celestial alignment!
Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is here to give you a gentle nudge (or a Gandalf-style staff thump) in the direction of discipline. Think of it as if you are Frodo, and Saturn is your own personal Samwise Gamgee, reminding you to be the best Hobbit you can be.
Meanwhile, dreamy Neptune is lounging around in your sign like a relaxed Ent in Fangorn Forest. This planet invites you to daydream, but don't let it entice you into losing sight of reality. Remember, even Ents have to wake up and move sometime!
The First Quarter Moon, currently playing the role of 6.5 days old hobbit, is urging you towards action. Just like Bilbo Baggins leaving his comfortable hobbit hole, it's time for you to step out of your comfort zone. Be bold, be brave, be...unexpected!
So, dear Pisces, embrace the challenges that Saturn brings, dance with the dreams of Neptune, and ride with the energy of the First Quarter Moon. And remember, not all those who wander are lost...some are just looking for coffee.
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.01.2024 08:52:02 (pis-17-01-2024)