By The Chip Witch on Friday, 22 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces Prepares for Galactic Overload: Too Many Fish in the Cosmic Sea!"

The next Pisces will start in 334 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 330 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, my favorite group of watery fish! As a Pisces, you're used to swimming in two directions at once, but this week, it's as if the entire planetary party decided to take a dip in your waters. With Venus, Saturn and Neptune all lounging about in your sign like it's some cosmic pool party, life is truly imitating art - specifically, that surrealist painting where everything is melting. You know the one. Venus, the diva of love, is adding a dash of romance to your life, making everyone around you seem more attractive. Don't be surprised if you feel a sudden urge to write poetry or serenade someone with a ukulele. And no, it's not just the extra cup of coffee you've been having every morning. Meanwhile, Saturn, the responsible elder of the planetary family, is trying to get you to clean up after the party. It's like he's saying, "Look, I know we're having fun, but someone's got to think about the consequences." Expect some serious adulting coming your way. Remember, Pisces, responsibility isn't a dirty word. Well, unless you consider doing your taxes and setting up dentist appointments as 'dirty'. And then there's Neptune, your ruling planet, chilling in your sign like it owns the place. Well, technically, it does. This is going to heighten your intuition, creativity, and possibly your ability to daydream during work meetings. Now, let's not forget about our lovely waxing gibbous moon, currently 12.2 days old, but don't let that number fool you, she's still got a lot of shine left in her. This phase of the moon is all about growth, development, and creativity. So, put on your Bob Ross wig and get ready to paint some happy little trees! To sum it up, it's a week of love, responsibility, and creativity for you, dear Pisces. But remember, balance is key. Don't let Venus lure you into a serenade marathon, and don't let Saturn turn you into a party pooper. And above all, let Neptune guide you to create something beautiful, even if it's just a doodle on your work notes. Hashtags for this week: #PiscesPoolParty #VenusVibes #SaturnSweeps #NeptuneNudges #WaxingGibbousGiggles Live long and prosper, dear Pisces! Or as

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-22-03-2024)

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