By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 24 July 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Piscean Delight: Prepare for a Celestial Splash as Neptune Swaps its Trident for a Rubber Duck!"

The next Pisces will start in 210 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 206 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 163 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Listen up, Pisces, you dreamy, artistically inclined fish. Neptune is retrograde in your sign, which means your ruling planet is doing the interstellar equivalent of moonwalking backwards. And Saturn? That old taskmaster is also in reverse in your sign. The universe is pulling a major prank on you. Now don't get your fins in a twist. With the Moon also chilling in Pisces, it's time to capitalize on that boost in intuition. You might feel like you're caught in a cosmic tug-of-war, but trust me, the stars have got your back. Saturn retrograde might have you reevaluating some life decisions, like that decision to buy a lifetime supply of organic, gluten-free vegan gummy bears. I mean, who does that? Apparently, you do. But hey, it's a chance to learn from the past and adapt for the future. Neptune's funky dance might have your dreams resembling an episode of Battlestar Galactica—wild, weird, and full of Cylons. Don't worry though, it's just your subconscious processing all those deep Piscean thoughts. With the Waning Gibbous moon at 18 days old, you might feel like the energy is waning too. But fret not, my space-traveling Pisces. This is actually a great time for recalibration and introspection. So grab a cup of hot cocoa, sit back, and let the universe do its thing. Remember, you're a Pisces: resilient, adaptable, and more than capable of swimming through the cosmic chaos. So say we all! #PiscesHoroscope #BattlestarGalacticaStyle #CosmicChaos #SoSayWeAll #AstroNerdAlert #RetrogradeMadness #MoonInPisces

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-24-07-2024)

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