"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic seas: Your week will be weirder than a Klingon at a Star Wars convention!"
The next Pisces will start in 207 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025
The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Tuesday, 20 August, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 203 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025
Venus moves to Pisces in 160 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Alright, alright, alright my Piscean pals, huddle up and listen close! It seems like the cosmos have conspired to play a little game with you. Both Saturn and Neptune are in retrograde in your sign, which in astro-nerd speak means that you might feel like your life's turned into a B-grade sci-fi movie.
Saturn's taking the role of the overbearing director, demanding multiple retakes on past life scenes. So, if you feel like you're going through some cosmic deja-vu, just remember to breathe, sip some chamomile tea, and maybe do a little interpretive dance to keep the vibes loose.
Meanwhile, Neptune's playing the quirky sidekick, throwing in plot twists where you least expect them. Expect to question reality, illusion, and whether your cat truly loves you or is just after the can of tuna in the kitchen.
And then there's our moon, currently in its Third Quarter and just a bit over 21 days old. The moon's like the craft services guy on this cosmic movie set. It's here to refill your emotional energy, so make sure to grab a slice of metaphorical moon pie!
So, Pisces, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate this cosmic drama with grace, humor, and maybe a tin foil hat, just in case. Remember, you're the star of your own show, no matter how many planets go retrograde in your sign!
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